A torrid Llama/Urban-Barbarian Love tale!!!

Yes, has stated over and over about his feeling for Llamas. But here is proof that his love is a little more salacious in nature. It seems that the New York Post has uncovered a photo of Dan's love child. A half man/ half llama abomination! Can you really get behind a man that has his way with poor, defenseless animals!?! And if that weren't bad enough, it's the way he carries out this sick act against society. By bringing his llama victims to a cliff, dropping his pants, and trying to make the llama fall off said cliff. The only thing the llama can do is back up. Right into his trap. He's so brazen, he posts video of him kissing/and fondling Llamas on his DA page. UNBELIEVABLE!!!



Remember a Llama for and his new runningmate is a llama that won't be made to have "relations" with the likes of the Urban-Barbarian!!!!