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And I promise you'll get it. Sorry in advance if you're offended, hurt or pissed off with the result. If you want an ass kissing there are plenty of other people on this site that will line up to do so. Maybe you should ask your Mom. Unless your Mom is a bitch and never tells you what an awesome artist you are, no matter how hard to try to please her....MOM WHY DON'T YOU LOVE MEEEEE....? *ahem* back to what I was saying. I'm not your Mom. I won't blow sunshine up your ass. You deserve better. I'll try to be nice but like I said, that's not my job. If your stuff is great, I'll tell you. If it needs work, I'll tell you what I think you can do to be better. If you're a grown ass man, and your stuff looks like a 12 year old drew it, well.....

The reason I'm writing this is because someone who uses computer puppet programs like poser to do 95% of their "art" asked me if I thought DC or Marvel would ever hire a guy like him. I told him "I hope not". I went on from there and you can read it in my front page comments. Was I a bit harsh? Sure. But that whole letting the computer do everything for you isn't what I can art. It actually pisses me off. Computers are tools, not artists. It's why Pixar blows the doors off the guys who just cranked out "Mars needs Moms". And I guess I'm not alone in my opinion, because that piece of crap movie is looking like it'll be one of the biggest flops in recent times. Why? Because it lacks soul. If I want to see realistically rendered things I'll look at a photograph. If I want to see great comic book art, I prefer to see a human using his/her hand. Even if it's only on a Wacom.

Just my opinion. Take it or leave it.

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And here's my response to Rich (Glenn Beck) Johnson:

"Here are a couple of things. One. I didn't swipe shit. The cover in question was done months ago. Actually it was done for the DC ICON cover event. But the book was gonna ship late, so they asked me to add a background color as to not compete with that event. So I did. Second. I'm not privy to seeing ads placed in the books I do covers for. Hell, 95% of the time the script, and especially the art hasn't even been written or drawn yet. Three. It really is kind of a classic pose. And it made sense for this cover. Four. Rich Johnson, if he really wanted to, could have easily tracked me down and just asked me. Hell, if I had swiped it, I probably would have fessed up to it. But that would take effort and then he'd have nothing to write about. He's kinda like the Glenn Beck of comics Journalism. But I guess it works for him."
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Clement Sauvé is gone. The world is now a sadder place for it.
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Heres a link to all the making of... pictures of the Rubbermaid Batman/JLA Samurai costumes. Do a brother a favor and tweet it, Digg it, Reddit it all over the place.

www.flickr.com/photos/28813576…

Thanks in advance for any help getting it out to interwebs.
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What can I say? Cory Walker talked me into giving the whole Twitter a shot. I blame the shots of Jamesons followed by pickle juice. So If you wanna hear completely idiotic ramblings from yours truly then follow me here...  @Devilpig666. I promise to completely waste your time reading my tweets that will confuse and maybe even anger some of you. Hopefully.
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Hey everybody. Do you like girls that pass gas? Do you like chipboard? Do you like artwork silk screened on chipboard? Well now you can have all three in one product. Just follow this link and order up a print. They only printed 100 so it won't be around forever. Also, It'll most likely get you laid 8 out of 10 times*.

www.titmousestuff.com/collecti…

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*But only if you show it to Dan Panosian.

P.S. Dog is not to scale.
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Looking for websites that would be into promoting the next Drink and Draw Social Club Vol.2 book. So help a brother out. BTW, the book is available for pre-order on Amazon. Here's a link.

www.amazon.com/gp/product/1600…

Also, we are throwing a Drink and Draw event at Comic-Con this year at a bar called Hennessey's in the Gas Light District. And we'll have books there to sell. So bring a pad of paper and pens and a mighty thirst and come on down. The party starts at 8.

Thanks in advance.

Rev. Dave
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Well, for those who want to read the continuing adventures of Flatulene (the gaseous girl in the world) you can now buy the book that she'll be appearing in on a quarterly basis. The book/magazine is called "Titmouse" and it's being published by the animation studio of the same name. If you've seen the Adult Swim show Metalocalypse, then you know what this studio is all about. It's a crazy mix of art and stories with an interview with one of my favorite artists, Dave Cooper.

So here's a link to buy the book.

titmousestuff.com/

And if you're in the L.A. area on the 16th of July come on down to the book release party at Ghetto Gloss Gallery. Here's the link.

www.ghettogloss.com/

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Here's the first page of the second Flatulene story that will see print a few months after the Comic-Con. The first story will be debuting at the Comic-Con itself. Go to this site for now to hear more about the book called "Titmouse" in which Flatulene will be appearing.
www.facebook.com/pages/Titmous…
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So the other day, Mark Chiarello from DC comics asked me if I'd rather have a 100 Bullets cover book with just covers from the series, or a Dave Johnson DC comics cover book with a huge selection of ALL the covers I've done over the 20 years I've been working for them, including a ton of 100 Bullets covers.  

Thoughts?
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Looking at that last journal entry was just giving me the creeps. Even if my good buddy Dan :iconurban-barbarian: drew it. Such things are not meant to be seen that many times.

So instead, here's some old crap.

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Before :iconurban-barbarian: became a world famous star of the comicbook world, he had to do whatever it took to make ends meet. That included drawing for people with strange fetishes. It's truly a seedy underworld, but Dan navigated those waters like the Captain of the Titanic. And here's the proof.

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Damn, I just had to post something to get Dan's face off my main page. I see him enough as it is. So here is a preview shot of what I'm currently working on. It's the second story for Flatulene that will be in issue 2 of 'Titmouse' the magazine. The story is called "Burrito Butt Baby" and will introduce a new recurring character. Kind of like her dog. But that's enough, I don't want to spoil it. So for all you guys that keep asking when I'm going to return to drawing interiors, well, this is it. Sorry it's not X-Men. But that shit would drive me crazy. So instead, I'm doing a book about a girl who farts ALOT! And is being chased by the Devil. Classic, right?

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The first issue will be on sale sometime around Comic-con. Look for it.
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Little known fact that before Dan :iconurban-barbarian: Panosian became the hero of Deviant Art, he was a paid spokesman for a muscle formula company. Here's proof he's "JACKED IT" at LEAST 5 times! Probably more. Photobucket
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Just wanted to update this journal in order to get my suicide (failed) photo off my main page. Not sure if this is any better.

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Because :iconurban-barbarian: decided to cheat buy trading DA points for Llama badges, he has reached Fancy Llama level before me. This does not sit well with me. Failure was not an option. Not not only will those un-posted Ben 10 designs go back in the drawer but I've decided to end it all.

That's right, I said it. Live is just not worth living having to look at Dan's DA page and seeing his Fancy Llama and not seeing one on mine. It's just too much.

Goodbye cruel DA world!

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Wait......  I missed my brain. Turns out, it's really hard to hit. And I only had one bullet. I guess I'll have to live with the shame from here on out.

Congratulations :iconurban-barbarian: You magnificent bastard.
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Yes, :iconurban-barbarian: has stated over and over about his feeling for Llamas. But here is proof that his love is a little more salacious in nature. It seems that the New York Post has uncovered a photo of Dan's love child. A half man/ half llama abomination! Can you really get behind a man that has his way with poor, defenseless animals!?! And if that weren't bad enough, it's the way he carries out this sick act against society. By bringing his llama victims to a cliff, dropping his pants, and trying to make the llama fall off said cliff. The only thing the llama can do is back up. Right into his trap. He's so brazen, he posts video of him kissing/and fondling Llamas on his DA page. UNBELIEVABLE!!!

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Remember a Llama for :icondevilpig: and his new runningmate :icontimtownsend: is a llama that won't be made to have "relations" with the likes of the Urban-Barbarian!!!!
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Kristen :iconshmisten: dug this up. I think it shows who will get it in the end.
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I WILL NOT BE DENIED A FANCY LLAMA!!!!

GO TEAM DEVILPIG!!!! :icondevilpig:
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It is decided, Fancy Llama has finally confirmed what team he wants to be associated with.... and it's TEAM DEVILPIG!!!!

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Why you ask? It's because the Urban-Barbarian :iconurban-barbarian: produces artwork for toys like this! SHOCKING INDEED!!! Fancy Llama wants nothing to do with this....
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This is incredible! I thought Dan :iconurban-barbarian: associating with Kim Jong Il was bad, but this is just NUTS!! Can you really justify giving Dan Llamas after this has come to light? Remember, a Llama for Dan :iconurban-barbarian: is a Llama for XENU!!!!! An inter-galactic despot who throws aliens into volcanos. And if you don't know, Scientologists throw Llamas into volcanos to mark their history every Equinox.

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DON'T LET XENU WIN!!!!!
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