Well, it didn't work for 'Black Dahlia' too well. But that was the 50's. Human bisection technology has come a long way since then. I think the key to success would be to split her down the middle so both halves have a brain. Otherwise, you'd end up with a smart one and a dumb one. But then, that might be your plan all along.
That is sofa king cute! Nuthin' sweeter than the little girl around the bend with her monster worms! And leash broken no less! I wonder how they get along with other mutant sized pet worms? Take 'em to the worm park and let 'em go crazy!!